hello, please introduce yourself.

englishinventor:

ecmnesiacbalatron:

oh, yeah i’ve met a few alternates of me too. yeah that makes sense. if i hadn’t met so many alternate people it probably wouldn’t but yeah.

wait jade? i think i’ve met a jade on here before. atleast you’re not another strider.

there are a lot of you! or at least a lot more than many other people ive met

yes people tend to have met alternates of me before, maybe one day ill be the first jade that someone meets!

youve seen all the striders then? i think most of my follower count is made of striders, its really strange how there happens to be so many of them, but at least they tend to be nice :)

to save confusion, i should probably ask you what your timeline is like, i suppose

sooooooo john! what kind of timeline are you from??

there are? i haven’t many other versions of me. i’ve met mainly striders really.

there’s always a first time for everything, i’m sure you’ll be the first someone meets at some point.

i’m surprised i have followers who aren’t striders. they just keep showing up from somewhere. they’re nice though, yeah.

timeline? well i can’t really say. i don’t know much about anything that’s happened. all i can say is i’m in some timeline where i have a huge piece of memory loss and i’ve been locked in some building.